Welcome to America’s “mump regime” during this so-called holiday season. Rule of the oligarchy, by the oligarchy, and for the oligarchy. An insane white supremacist billionaire whose new hobby is bribing the president is dressing up as the shadow president and having sex with children to make money. He has cancer – along with an old swindler who sells him everything in sight: Bibles, sneakers, perfume, hotels, cabinet seats, diplomatic posts, and democracy itself. Note: Let’s be clear: “We now have a criminal organization, not a government.”
As a tsunami of dark money and corporate coercion engulfs our nation’s politics, Trump, the ever-mercenary and nominal president-elect, has become the wealthiest administration in history, or as Jeff Tiedrich calls it, an oligarchy. It’s no surprise that he organizes “(named) shitty entanglements.” ) to his Sewer Clown Union. So far, there are 13 billionaires. Among them, of course, are Musk, the world’s richest space Nazi, and biotech kingpin Vivek Ramaswami. They are tasked with “improving government efficiency” by running the government like a ruthless business and destroying critical services for millions of non-citizens. Food, heat, health care, education, etc. billionaires in the name of brutal profits and a fictitious mission to launch a “hostile takeover” of the government “on behalf of the American people.” So much for President Trump’s distorted “voice” of the working class, the rent is too high! – For a guy who has never stepped foot in a grocery store, it’s a struggle to buy gas, eggs, bacon, butter, and other necessities (let’s be real).
Because all he really wants to do is help rich, fat cats get even richer, so they flock to the gilded Mar-a-Hell-Go to kiss his fancy ring, He is paying homage (albeit a fake one) to his pale-skinned, unloved son. The tyrant is pleased that “everyone wants to be my friend.” The latest is Jeff Bezos. His blatant flattery was a lot like Musk, with Jimmy Fallon saying: “To decide who they love more, Elon and Bezos are going to sit Trump in the middle of the room and see who goes first. ‘Okay,’ but Mr. Musk is clearly more central. , in many ways a more frightening figure, perhaps an illegal immigrant and white supremacist who grew up in apartheid South Africa. cars are killing twice as many people as the industry average, yet foreign-born people have found a way to take power by giving away $277 million to be their puppets since the election. Mr. Musk made $170 billion because Tesla and SpaceX investors are eager to see him scrap all the onerous safety and labor rules that hurt profits.
Mr. Trump’s acquisition was so profitable that Mr. Musk has already expanded his malicious efforts. He has threatened members of Congress, including “stupid” moderates from both parties, with throwing money at them and stripping them of their seats if they dare to oppose potential primary opposition parties. Threats, tweets, and financial juggernauts can easily turn Twitter into a hate haven for bigots akin to the 1933 Munich Beer Halls, teaching Germans how to vote for the Nazis. is. “Only AFD can save Germany,” he wrote in defense of anti-immigrant fascists who are trying to cleanse Europe by expelling people they deem less than, if not less than, human. Strangely, he did it on the same day 100 years ago that Hitler was released from a Bavarian prison. The New York Times declared Hitler “a tamer, sadder, wiser man” than when he tried to overthrow the government. “There is no need to fear anymore,” they added. “He is believed to have retired to private life and returned to his native Austria.”
Cartoon by Mike Lukovich for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Of course, the Space Nazis aren’t just meddling in German politics. Let’s use what Adam Kinzinger called “all of President Musk’s vast government experience” last week to kill the bipartisan spending bill he worked so hard to keep the federal government open. However, he admitted, “I’m not interested in that at all because it would be cool to just blow things up.” Let’s take a look at everything and see what happens? He denounced the spending package as “one of the worst bills ever written,” but gave no reason for it, and in more than 100 posts he made some very important comments about its impact. He didn’t seem to realize the possibility: With hundreds of thousands of federal employees working without pay, oh yeah, funding for childhood cancer research could end at Christmas. Scott Fitzgerald said of Tom and Daisy in The Great Gatsby, “They were careless people, destroying things and living things, and then going back to their money and their vast carelessness.” , (and) let others clean up the mess they made.”
In the end, relatively if any desperate reasons prevailed, Congress cobbled together an ad hoc compromise, and shadow president Musk defeated Trump, who probably didn’t know it. President Trump all but asked for a (re)increase in the debt ceiling to fund tax cuts for his plutocratic cronies, but got nothing. The world’s richest economic vampire has been given “freedom to clown-fuck the American government,” including restricting U.S. investment in China and halting reforms to lower drug prices, where he has huge investments and a sleazy bottom. , I got a lot of what I wanted. “It depends on whether we continue to benefit from China.” For some reason the idea of making him pay a corresponding tax out of billions of dollars to help with his mounting debts did not occur to him, and children with cancer remains defunded because kids with cancer are assholes. The online response from a righteous father whose daughter is a stage 4 liver cancer survivor was: “Fuck these ghouls to the depths of hell.”
The nasty fight over the normally simple task of keeping Congress running is a harbinger of the havoc that awaits us as Republican idiots and hacking clown cars try to run the government, as well as e.g. It reflects surreal historical moments such as: It’s like we have three presidents, and we’re going to have that for a while. A recent poll that asked voters who should become president starting January 20th by authority, if not title, gave Mr. Musk 57% to Mr. Putin. Trump received 30% of the vote, 8%. “What do you call this thing that’s coming to America in a month?” asks Timothy Snyder, author of “On Tyranny.” Snyder came up with the “mump regime” — appropriate since it connotes disease, but he also came up with “Trampomscovia” and the “propolio party.” And while Trump’s aides have vehemently insisted to the media that Musk remains the boss, many others have said, “What Musk thinks ultimately matters to Trump. “If you have to explain, you’ve lost,” he says. In this way, the Lincoln Project decided that “the first lady was protesting too much,” and saluted “Vice President Trump.”
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To be clear, Vice President Trump is just as inconsistent as candidate Trump, a convicted felon and a convicted rapist. “Grandpa Sunset’s bifuddle pants are getting worse by the day,” he says in his first hallucinatory post-election interview with Meet the Press. , lied and made up things: “We’re going to do something about the border, Always powerful, very powerful…Our country is a criminal gang…I saved Obamacare.” (Welker: You tried to kill Obamacare.)…(Harrassed the President of Mexico.) ) I called the border and said, “How’s things going at the border?” They said, “There’s no one here.” They couldn’t believe it…” His second grade report on seeing one of Erno Scum’s rockets: “It’s coming down really fast…then suddenly the jets start moving. .. After that it almost stopped. ..What the hell is going on? No one’s ever seen this before,” he said in a speech Sunday in the smoke backstage. “I said, hey, before me. I don’t want to go down. It’s not good. We just want to do it slowly.”
But dementia or not, the scammer has to be mortified, especially since he’s racked up $500 million in legal debt, and he’s still peddling shit. Some gigs are expensive. Abominable Spawn’s Eric is on his way to two $7.5 billion luxury hotel deals in Saudi Arabia and attends a Bitcoin conference in Abu Dhabi to pitch his new crypto venture, despite daunting odds. I was just there. Follow Trump’s long sordid trail of failed steaks, water, vodka, casinos and digital trading cards – “Here’s your favorite president with exciting news” – $1,500 guitars, $900 to $100,000 watches , $400 ‘Never Surrender’ Gold Sneakers, ‘Fight Fight’ Cologne – ‘It’s not just a scent, it’s a statement’ – He returned to the flagellation on a sticky note page made in China, and on the Lee Greenwood Bible God bless you – the words of Jesus are written in red. – like a 3 a.m. shift on the Home Shopping Network to celebrate his own miraculous election. “Faith is coming back to America, and soon!” he declares. “The perfect gift this Christmas.” Just $59.99, autographed for $1,000. Get it now!
If not the Bible, what about Panama? Or Greenland? Trump, who threatened to make Canada the 51st state, randomly ordered Panama to reduce the canal’s “ridiculous” tolls or the U.S. would take it back “in full and without question.” In a post apparently written by someone else — the word “generous” was used — he accused Jimmy Carter of “stupidly giving away for a dollar” (again, wrongly) and that the U.S. It cannot be “given into the wrong hands” like in China. . When Panama’s president insisted that the canal belonged to Panama, Trump responded with the attitude of a middle school bully: “We’ll see about that!” And a photo of the American flag over the canal. King Kong, beating his chest, suddenly turns his feeble attention back to Greenland, declaring that “ownership and control of Greenland is absolutely necessary” for “national security and freedom around the world,” forcing Denmark to offer Greenland to Greenland. demanded that it be sold to the United States. So the vulnerable “Juicebox President” throws an imperialist tantrum and vows to annex other countries to prove his manhood. Haven’t we seen this before?
Image from Bluesky meme of White House staff bringing dinner to President Musk
To many, this unusually pale-skinned Trump’s winces and poses suggest that he is younger, richer, thinner, brasher, more cruel, more outspoken, and more subsidized by the government. , which appears to be inspired by his love affair with and misgivings about the more manipulative, more egregious cost-cutting Trump. A better dancer, a richer diva, and an alpha dog with an even more surprising conflict of interest who definitely seems to be calling the questionable shots. And he has a rocket! No. Are people laughing at his worst nightmares? Social media is full of memes, mashups, comics, and titles. Trump is President Musk’s first lady, vice president, chief of staff, mascot, fanboy, and kneeling duck. You won’t cringe in tears asking, “Teacher, sir, how do you do this?” Rumor has it that the world’s richest oligarch bought Mar-a-Lago at a fire sale price from an old Art of the Deal clown and then ran a prize rocket out of it while stirring up bigotry online. They say it may be possible to launch it. A wise man once said, “Everyone was afraid that Trump was the next Hitler, but it was a mask.”
Musk’s Tesla cartoon crash dummy by Mike Lukovich published in Atlanta Journal Constitution T
There has been so much speculation about who is running the nefarious circus that a tweet from President Trump went viral last week in which he declared, “I am the next president.” He thanked Musk for his help, but said, “It’s time to stay in your lane.” It was fake, but he’s sufficiently shaken up by Musk’s soaring profile for speaking out at the Turning Point Mad Magalos rally on Sunday. Drugged by monotony, he praised Musk for efficiently reducing future childhood cancer research, adding, “No, he’s not going to take on the presidency” (sic). Strumming an imaginary accordion, he cited a “new hoax” about giving Musk the presidency. “No, that’s not happening…I can tell you,” he said, silencing the crowd. “And I’m safe. You know why? He can’t do that. He wasn’t born in this country. Hahaha!” Yes, that’s totally normal. To find out, it looks like you’ll have to call Mar-A-Lago (561-832-2600) and ask to speak to President Musk. Another good, normal thing to do: Write to Vice President Donald Trump at 1100 S. Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480 and ask how you can get tickets to President Musk’s inauguration. America’s time to shine will come.
President Mask and his dog in the Oval Office. Image from Bluesky meme
